The last time I wore this T-shirt I was stabbed.
Repeatedly.
By my best friend.
In his defence, I was dressed how I perceive a medieval dungeon inmate would have dressed at the time.
I was wearing this T-shirt beneath my Halloween costume last October, the bulk of which being a repurposed burlap sack that on its own proved no match for the chilly October air. I pulled out a T-shirt of a relatively similar colour to wear beneath it without detracting too much from the outfit.
Had I have known that one of the topical games the party host had lined up would be a simulated knife fight using red permanent marker pens, I perhaps would have chosen a tee with less appeal.
So this is my camel coloured Realm T-shirt with its chunky slanted logo across the chest, echoed by a larger dashed outline behind, now peppered with red gouges and wounds that will hopefully heal over time.
A postmortem of my tee would probably indicate that I'd put up a good fight, but eventually took a blow to the heart, severing the aorta and ruining a perfectly good surf design T-shirt.
