FREESTYLE SOUNDZ TECHTRONIC!
Woo! Yeah!
FREESTYLE SOUNDZ TECHTRONIC!
Awesome! Alright!
What does it mean? Who knows?
Who cares!?
Just look at all that ambiguous oppidan music based rhetoric!
There are haphazard blue slashes of graffiti that have dripped and run excessively across the entire spread, making the kind of mess that only a rebellious troublemaker could enjoy.
There are jaunty arrows that point upwards, suggesting a revolt rising or an ambition to ‘make it to the top’ using any means possible, which may include cutting in line and pushing people a bit.
There are two immensely poor renditions of a keyboard and a set of headphones, both achieved using Illustrator’s one-click 'make-any-photograph-a-ropey-Banksy-style-stencil' tool. That’s a second graffiti reference by the way so I’ve effectively just doubled my intimidation factor on the corner outside the local McDonalds.
It also has purposefully darker stitching around the hem and sleeves, so you know I’m not looking to play by society’s rulebook.
It’s a V-neck which allows me to flash you a hint of my chest hair, whether you know me or not, and if you think the design has been printed conventionally in the centre of the tee, think again.
Put simply, this T-shirt out-urbans you and your whole crew.
And I bought it at Primark.
