Day 338

This mantra has most likely now been adopted by everyone who ever proclaimed the contrary in their youth. The super-charged days of living each moment with reckless abandon are a thing of the past now that our rock-and-role-models have all moved past the point of hacking it. We're also in the middle of the world's most prolonged economic recession at the moment, so throwing your money at insurance companies like it's going out of fashion and casting your electronic devices into the ocean purely for the fun of it is tantamount to eating your own kidneys with a spoon these days.
And there's pretty much no leeway to do anything anymore anyway; every action you take needs to be backed up by proper planning permission, paid for by direct debit, kept under the speed limit, and appropriately recycled when you're finished.

Live fast, die young? Not anymore kids. It's time to do as the sloth says. What does the sloth say?

"Live slow, die whenever"

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