Hi Dave, how's it going mate?
Sorry I couldn't be with you guys today, you know how it is with work. But I'll be there in spirit, plus I'll have one ear on the radio listening to the match so I'll know what's happening - we can't do any worse than the last Test!
I got that T-shirt from Partridge by the way - check it out, I'm wearing it today! You remember 5 years ago for your birthday when we all wore these? That day was classic! How you got all that lipstick off I'll never know!
So listen, on the subject of you getting drunk and not remembering your way home, Longman is in charge of making sure you keep it together while I'm away, and Peanut and Bogie are going to be checking in with me at all times across Twitter. We don't want a repeat of the 'underwear in the river incident'.
Enjoy the day mate, take it easy and remember, Everybody Knows A Dave.
Not all of us know Ken's cousin Dave mind you, but that doesn't stop us making up ludicrous blog posts about him, does it?
Good work lads and thanks for the T-shirt donation! Howzat Ken?
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