Retailer Stand-Out.net have just made their first donation to my THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTEEFIVE challenge - this off-white tee produced by brand Jack & Jones.
Thanks to Roger from the online Menswear store, Day 224 of my THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTEEFIVE challenge will be spent inside this T-shirt curiously promoting the capital city of France. In block lettering, the text is laid out as though it were from an optician's eye-test chart, spaced across three lines. Of course, this design would be highly inappropriate for an actual optician's eye test; the letters are skinned in a camouflage texture so no one would even see that there were letters present at all.
Some of the faux-liage (I'm very proud to have just invented that term, so much so that I refuse to Google it in case it's already out there) segments are fluorescent orange at least, so there is a bit of aid in passing the test.
Stand-Out.net were established in 2005 and have been riding a wave of constant success ever since, with appearances in a variety of magazines including Maxim, Stuff and Nuts. Their current online catalogue boasts a whopping 70 designer label's worth of products, which is ideal for men who detest the idea of traipsing the highstreet in search of clothes. Which is every man ever.
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