Thursday, 14 February 2013

Day 45



Romantic music, chilled wine, the soft entrancing glow of swaying candles and of course, outrageous profanities.

As I'm sure the high street has informed you, today is Valentine's Day and thanks to the folk behind adult magazine Viz, I shall spend today professing my love for Roger Mellie.

Roger is a foul-mouthed, obnoxious misogynist television presenter, author, and former genital-mutilation-performance artist - and therefore the object of my affections.
As you can see, today's T-shirt claims as much.

Despite spending most of today wooing his 17 year old Thai wife, Roger plans to take me out for an unforgettable evening at his favourite lap dancing club, which will entail excessive alcoholism, badger fighting and rabbit catapulting.

Thanks to Dennis Publishing's Viz magazine for donating another T-shirt to my challenge.

Happy Valentine's Day to you all

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THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTEEFIVE Project

Hi, I’m Andi Best and I’m a regular guy, rising to an irregular challenge.

People tell me I have a lot of T-shirts. These people are not wrong, it’s true, I do.

But one person went as far as to tell me I have so many T-shirts, I could probably wear a different one every day. This is obviously not true, but it got me thinking - what if I could wear a different T-shirt every day? What if I never wore the same T-shirt twice for an entire year?

Challenge accepted

I have created project THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTEEFIVE which, beginning January 1st 2013, will track my pro gress sourcing and wearing a different T-shirt every day for the next 365 days – and I’m going to need your help to do it…

TAKE PART HERE