Day 233

Not being an American, people may make the reasonable assumption that I have no idea what softball is. Those people however, are majorly incorrect.
Why, I've just returned from playing a match/game/round of softball now, fresh from the field, hence why I'm wearing this Marauders' Softball tee.
You should have seen me out there on the track today; I scored at least 8 touch downs, all under par, and with only six seconds left on the clock I smashed an amazing pole position. Everyone lifted me on their shoulders and dumped that cooler of orange over me in a waterfall of celebration. It was magnificent and I'm sure I'll be receiving a trophy shortly.

I'm deeply sorry; I've just lied to each and every one of you. I actually haven't the faintest idea what softball is (though I reckon it's easier than hardball?) and this Marauders Softball tee is more like a Marauders Softball dress on me! It's not mine at all - it's a new donation from Virginia based print company Custom Ink and I believe it's the first true sports tee to feature in my THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTEEFIVE challenge. The material is a lightweight porous fabrication which is evidently designed to keep me cool and manage sweat while I... do... softball. It doesn't seem to work as well sitting around in an office chair from that perspective, but as hangover attire, it is exceptionally comfy.

The Marauders Softball logo complete with grisly softball gremlin is printed across the front - the handiwork of Custom Ink - demonstrating their print capacity across all industries.

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